Monday, October 3, 2011

NFL 11 Week 4 synopsis

Lions-Cowboys. Dang it! Once again, I turned away from the game, because I thought that the Lions were too far down. Luckily for them, Tony Romo, who dominated the first half came out and forgot who he played for. He threw as many TDs for Detroit as Stafford did. Look it up. In the mean time, Calvin Johnson (who for some reason is now nicknamed Megatron) put it to Big D’s D in the second half, just as that same D put it to Detroit the first half. But, I think I need to stop turning off Lions’ games.

Niners-Eagles. Seriously, you bench David Acres? What is the matter with you? The Dream Team is a disaster. Of course, their fans are ready to murder them. If you don’t know about the NFL, Philly Fans hate their own team more than anyone else. I would never play there (yeah, like that’s going to happen). But seriously, I have nothing but disrespect for fans of Philly. They are nasty people. I’m just saying.

Giants-Cards. Wow. Eli looked good. Way to represent the Mannings there, baby bro.

Packers-Broncos. The Packers look like the defending world champs (6 TDs for Aaron Rogers, if I am correct). The Broncos look like they miss John Elway.

Bengals-Bills. Looks like the Bills were too cocky after last week. They overlooked the Bengals. The Bengals did not overlook them.

Pats-Raiders. The Raiders may have been a little cocky after last week. The Pats were out for blood after how bad they (or at least Tom “we suck” Brady) did last week. Today was the Wes Welker show.

Texans-Steelers and Texans. Ok, this was crazy. The Texans nearly beat themselves. They nearly broke the record for penalty yards, and had 14 points taken away on stupid penalties. The Steelers… looked more like the Porcelains.

Bears-Panthers. This game would not be mentioned, except for Devon Hester now broke the record for all-time career returns. Respect the man. Kick it out of bounds.

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