So it's been a while. Thanks for all who watched my live-tweeting during the Colts-Eagles game.
So let's dive into this. Week one the Colts got themselves destroyed at Denver by Peyton Manning. Manning, was, well... Manning. Denver's defense was great. We really didn't play that bad. Denver was just that good. I predicted it. We embarrassed them last year in Indy. They were embarrassed in the Super Bowl. They were going to play for a vengeance, and they did.
Week 2 was a different issue. We were better than the Eagles. We played better. We should have won. The only thing is, we can't beat the Eagles and the Zebras. The refs cheated us. They got one TD off of a pass interference call that was crap. Their receiver grabbed a fist full of jersey of our cornerback, and that was somehow pass interference on our Corner. That was crap. Then they got an "interception," that wasn't, and should have been pulled back for a penalty. We stopped them, and they gave another bad call that kept that drive alive and gave them another TD. So their "last second game winning FG" should have never happened. They should have been down 14. It was crap, and that game should not count. Man I hate the Eagles.
This week, we did well. Ok, that's an understatement. We had 30 points and Luck had 300 yards of offense in the first half. We spanked Jacksonville, plain and simple.
Rest of the League:
Tom Brady is a chump.
RG III got hurt.
Tony Romo is the worst QB in the NFL this year.
In other words, not much has changed from the last couple of years.
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Tuesday, September 10, 2013
NFL 13 week 1 synopsis
What a week 1.
The Colts started off, well, not that great. Last year, most games they lost were ones where they started big, took theif foot off the gas, and lost it. That's kinda what happened in this game. Reggie Wayne, had one heck of a game, including a TD. But in the end, when needed most, Luck still showed he has some magic in him, and made big plays through the air and on the ground. Our defense looked tired early in the game. They need to do conditioning if they're going to play four quarters.
Rest of the League:
Broncos-Ravens. The Ravens didn't have their two top guys, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed. The Broncos had Wes Welker, and what was that other guy's name? Oh yeah, Peyton Manning. Manning went out to prove he is still Peyton Manning. He did, trying an NFL record for most TDs in a single game. My mother said "Poor washed-up Manning..." I'm not ready to hand them the Lombardi trophy, but man they looked good. It was like the Manning at his peak with the Colts. Come out and play around the first half. Game plan with what you learned at half time. In second half, take apart opponents. Also, gotta mention that it was good to see Peyton Manning, Tony Dungy, Jim Caldwell, Dallas Clark, and Brandon Stokely together again, even all are former Colts. They needed Marvellous Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Jeff Saturday, and Tom Moore, and they'd have their entire offensive key!
Fins-Browns. Man, the Browns were terrible.
Lions-Vikings. Once again gotta say, I love Matt Stafford. The Lions D earned a lot of credit. After the opening TD by AP, they made adjustments and shut him down entirely. Stafford had a new toy, Reggie Bush. I hope the Lions can keep this up. They've had a lot of bad years and deserve some good.
Chiefs-Jags. Every single point was scored in this game by the Chiefs finding the endzone. Just one it was their own.
Saints-Falcons. This one was fun to watch. Possibly best game of the week.
Titans-Steelers. This game, by contrast, was ugly. Time to let Ben go.
Niners-Packers. This game was uglier. And you hate to see a game's outcome effected by poor refereeing. It sounded like the replacements again.
Cowboys-Giants. This game was ugliest. The Cowboys weren't that good. The Giants were THAT BAD. They beat themselves. They last time they looked that bad in the beginning of the season, they beat the Pats in the Super Bowl.
Pats-Bills. Speaking of the Pats losing, they almost lost this game. Every year they start in Buffalo, and almost lose! EVERY YEAR! You'd think they'd learn not to overlook their opponent. Buffalo pours out everything in this game every year, and seem to leave nothing left for the rest of the season. Oh, and just because you missed it: Tom Brady's a chump. Here's to hoping Tom breaks his leg and it's Tebow Time again!
The Colts started off, well, not that great. Last year, most games they lost were ones where they started big, took theif foot off the gas, and lost it. That's kinda what happened in this game. Reggie Wayne, had one heck of a game, including a TD. But in the end, when needed most, Luck still showed he has some magic in him, and made big plays through the air and on the ground. Our defense looked tired early in the game. They need to do conditioning if they're going to play four quarters.
Rest of the League:
Broncos-Ravens. The Ravens didn't have their two top guys, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed. The Broncos had Wes Welker, and what was that other guy's name? Oh yeah, Peyton Manning. Manning went out to prove he is still Peyton Manning. He did, trying an NFL record for most TDs in a single game. My mother said "Poor washed-up Manning..." I'm not ready to hand them the Lombardi trophy, but man they looked good. It was like the Manning at his peak with the Colts. Come out and play around the first half. Game plan with what you learned at half time. In second half, take apart opponents. Also, gotta mention that it was good to see Peyton Manning, Tony Dungy, Jim Caldwell, Dallas Clark, and Brandon Stokely together again, even all are former Colts. They needed Marvellous Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Jeff Saturday, and Tom Moore, and they'd have their entire offensive key!
Fins-Browns. Man, the Browns were terrible.
Lions-Vikings. Once again gotta say, I love Matt Stafford. The Lions D earned a lot of credit. After the opening TD by AP, they made adjustments and shut him down entirely. Stafford had a new toy, Reggie Bush. I hope the Lions can keep this up. They've had a lot of bad years and deserve some good.
Chiefs-Jags. Every single point was scored in this game by the Chiefs finding the endzone. Just one it was their own.
Saints-Falcons. This one was fun to watch. Possibly best game of the week.
Titans-Steelers. This game, by contrast, was ugly. Time to let Ben go.
Niners-Packers. This game was uglier. And you hate to see a game's outcome effected by poor refereeing. It sounded like the replacements again.
Cowboys-Giants. This game was ugliest. The Cowboys weren't that good. The Giants were THAT BAD. They beat themselves. They last time they looked that bad in the beginning of the season, they beat the Pats in the Super Bowl.
Pats-Bills. Speaking of the Pats losing, they almost lost this game. Every year they start in Buffalo, and almost lose! EVERY YEAR! You'd think they'd learn not to overlook their opponent. Buffalo pours out everything in this game every year, and seem to leave nothing left for the rest of the season. Oh, and just because you missed it: Tom Brady's a chump. Here's to hoping Tom breaks his leg and it's Tebow Time again!
Monday, February 4, 2013
Super Bowl XLVII
Called it. 2001-2013, my streak of calling the Super Bowl winner day of the game continues, though it nearly didn't (More on that later).
First things first, Best Commercial goes to Dodge, for the farmer tribute. My dad grew up on a dairy farm. I grew up in Indiana around a bunch of farmers. We even had a garden where we grew corn and tomatoes. I love farmers. Politicians and business men can keep their fancy suits and cars. Give me a guy who knows the value of an old pair of jeans, having dirt on your hands, and most of all, working your butt off with no guarentees of success. They don't know if there will be a drought or a flood that ruins their crops. They just no how to work.
--> Side rant. I hate people who think blue collar workers only do it because they aren't intelligent enough to do white collar work. I've seen construction workers do trig in their heads because they have to figure out at what angle to put in that bracing so that the roof can support the maximum amount of weight. If you think farmers are dumb, spend a year working with one. You'll figure out that they are some of the best and brightest that America has to offer. They choose to do something that matters, producing things that we need, as opposed to white collar people who produce things no one needs, like social media, a scientific study on the running habits of shrimp, and anything you can buy from Skymall.
Then the game. Ravens came out and blasted the Niners, pure and simple. The first half, the Niners couldn't do anything. Ravens got a sack. Then a fumble. Lot's of score. Dickson had an amazing catch. Then an interception. Then Jones had one of those "Are you kidding me?" Touchdown catches.
Then there was the halftime show, also known as a chance to go poo out everything you at during the first half to make room for more food. Then the Ravens ran back the kickoff. It was lights out football.
Then, ironically, the lights went out. And they went out on the Niners' side of the field. NOrleans has had this problem in the stadium during prime time games in the past. A big part of me says that if I were going to try to generate revenue for my hurting city, I'd fix the power problems in the Super Dome to make sure it doesn't hurt my bid to host a future Super Bowl.
Thirty-five minutes later, I was almost asleep despite being surrounded by people at a Super Bowl party. Aparently, so were the Ravens. Touchdown Niners. Touchdown Niners. Rice fumbles, touchdown Niners. Suddenly we got ourselves a ball game. But when it counted, Flacco put together a big drive, ate some time off the clock and won the game. Well deserved MVP.
Good game. And the best part is: a Chump free Super Bowl!
First things first, Best Commercial goes to Dodge, for the farmer tribute. My dad grew up on a dairy farm. I grew up in Indiana around a bunch of farmers. We even had a garden where we grew corn and tomatoes. I love farmers. Politicians and business men can keep their fancy suits and cars. Give me a guy who knows the value of an old pair of jeans, having dirt on your hands, and most of all, working your butt off with no guarentees of success. They don't know if there will be a drought or a flood that ruins their crops. They just no how to work.
--> Side rant. I hate people who think blue collar workers only do it because they aren't intelligent enough to do white collar work. I've seen construction workers do trig in their heads because they have to figure out at what angle to put in that bracing so that the roof can support the maximum amount of weight. If you think farmers are dumb, spend a year working with one. You'll figure out that they are some of the best and brightest that America has to offer. They choose to do something that matters, producing things that we need, as opposed to white collar people who produce things no one needs, like social media, a scientific study on the running habits of shrimp, and anything you can buy from Skymall.
Then the game. Ravens came out and blasted the Niners, pure and simple. The first half, the Niners couldn't do anything. Ravens got a sack. Then a fumble. Lot's of score. Dickson had an amazing catch. Then an interception. Then Jones had one of those "Are you kidding me?" Touchdown catches.
Then there was the halftime show, also known as a chance to go poo out everything you at during the first half to make room for more food. Then the Ravens ran back the kickoff. It was lights out football.
Then, ironically, the lights went out. And they went out on the Niners' side of the field. NOrleans has had this problem in the stadium during prime time games in the past. A big part of me says that if I were going to try to generate revenue for my hurting city, I'd fix the power problems in the Super Dome to make sure it doesn't hurt my bid to host a future Super Bowl.
Thirty-five minutes later, I was almost asleep despite being surrounded by people at a Super Bowl party. Aparently, so were the Ravens. Touchdown Niners. Touchdown Niners. Rice fumbles, touchdown Niners. Suddenly we got ourselves a ball game. But when it counted, Flacco put together a big drive, ate some time off the clock and won the game. Well deserved MVP.
Good game. And the best part is: a Chump free Super Bowl!
Monday, January 21, 2013
NFL 12 Championship week
Niners-Falcons. I didn't really care about who won this game, I just wanted a good game. Boy was I ever not disappointed. Hotlanta started out on fire, but San Fran started Frank Gore going to settle things down. At first, the Niners had a hard time because of crowd noise and got several "Delay of Game" penalties, but still, once they got the running game going the settled down the Falcons and their raucous fans, they really made a game of it. It was a blast to watch. The pressure did seem to get to Matt Ryan a little bit, which you could see through the interception and moreover, the fumbled snap. But after that he settled down and went back to work.
That said, the end of the game was not so great. On that 4th and 4 at the end, whoever that Niners defender was, draped himself all over that receiver like a cheap suit. I was watching with several other people who also did not care about the outcome of the game, but we all agreed that it should have been pass interference. Both teams really fought hard and both deserved the win, but I hated to see Atlanta robbed like that, especially with the possibility being of the end of Gonzalez legendary career.
But let's face it. If you're a regular reader of this blog, you want to know about the other game.
Ravens-Pats. Let's get it out of the way. Tom Brady is a chump. This game illustrated it. At the end of the first half, Brady ran and slid. Now if a QB gives himself up like that, you are not allowed to touch them. That said a Ravens' player had too much momentum to stop, so as is customary, he was going to jump OVER Brady to avoid touching him. Brady raised his foot up and cleated the guy. Now as someone who played soccer, I can tell you that in soccer, this is dirty. In football, this is unacceptable. Brady intended to injured the player and should get fined for it. Harbaugh went half nuts screaming at a ref for not calling anything on it. The ref finally walked to were Harbaugh couldn't get to him anymore. It was a dirty play by a dirty player on a team that has been caught cheating before. I believe in sportsmanship, but it is aparent that Brady doesn't. This is just another illustration as to why I can't stand The Chump.
That said, this year, even though The Chump still gets all the press, the Pats had a great defense. They had probably the best defense that I can remember from a Patriots team. But for some reason, they declined throughout the season. Maybe they got sick of not getting any of the credit. I don't know. What I do know is that they did little to stop a Raven's team which seems to get better each week. The Raven's defense, they did their thing.
I would love to see Ray Lewis go out with a Super Bowl ring. The Ravens have been improving throughout the playoff run. San Fran has also been making a statement through their wins. I think this is going to be a good game.
That said, the end of the game was not so great. On that 4th and 4 at the end, whoever that Niners defender was, draped himself all over that receiver like a cheap suit. I was watching with several other people who also did not care about the outcome of the game, but we all agreed that it should have been pass interference. Both teams really fought hard and both deserved the win, but I hated to see Atlanta robbed like that, especially with the possibility being of the end of Gonzalez legendary career.
But let's face it. If you're a regular reader of this blog, you want to know about the other game.
Ravens-Pats. Let's get it out of the way. Tom Brady is a chump. This game illustrated it. At the end of the first half, Brady ran and slid. Now if a QB gives himself up like that, you are not allowed to touch them. That said a Ravens' player had too much momentum to stop, so as is customary, he was going to jump OVER Brady to avoid touching him. Brady raised his foot up and cleated the guy. Now as someone who played soccer, I can tell you that in soccer, this is dirty. In football, this is unacceptable. Brady intended to injured the player and should get fined for it. Harbaugh went half nuts screaming at a ref for not calling anything on it. The ref finally walked to were Harbaugh couldn't get to him anymore. It was a dirty play by a dirty player on a team that has been caught cheating before. I believe in sportsmanship, but it is aparent that Brady doesn't. This is just another illustration as to why I can't stand The Chump.
That said, this year, even though The Chump still gets all the press, the Pats had a great defense. They had probably the best defense that I can remember from a Patriots team. But for some reason, they declined throughout the season. Maybe they got sick of not getting any of the credit. I don't know. What I do know is that they did little to stop a Raven's team which seems to get better each week. The Raven's defense, they did their thing.
I would love to see Ray Lewis go out with a Super Bowl ring. The Ravens have been improving throughout the playoff run. San Fran has also been making a statement through their wins. I think this is going to be a good game.
Monday, January 7, 2013
NFL 12 Wild Card week
I was nervous about this game going in. The Ravens were getting back Ed Reed (one of the scariest guys in the NFL) and Ray Lewis (the heart and soul of the Ravens). Ray Lewis announced his retirement at the end of this season. That gave the Ravens an emotional edge that has been what gave the Colts and edge all season. This was only compounded when Bruce Arians, who served as Head Coach in Chuck’s absence, Offensive Coordinator, and Play-Caller, went to the hospital instead of the game. There went our strategy.
The Ravens and Colts both started with some strong drives, both resulting in losing fumbles. Ray Lewis and Ed Reed both made their presences felt quickly. It’s a tribute that this was the longest the Colts were held without a score this season. Finally, the two teams exchanged field goals, then the Ravens closed out the first half with a touchdown, the Colts with a Field Goal.
The second half was a lot of TDs traded for FG attempts. The huge offense of the Ravens wore down the Colts D. The Colts offense just couldn’t find the end zone all day. The Ravens kept tipping the ball and almost picking it off, and finally Luck’s luck ran out, but to his credit, he saved the touchdown by running down the DB.
As I’ve said, the Colts’ offensive line really wasn’t very good, as Luck was shaking hits all day long, and Reggie Wayne was the only reliable receiver. I hope in the draft we work on building Luck and offensive line he can count on for running and pass protection. Then, let’s get Reggie some help out there.
I also have to acknowledge the Ravens fans. Their noise gave us huge problem. Beyond that, I’m glad Ray Lewis gave the home crowd one last win. When things were decided and they began chanting “We want Ray,” if even got me choked up. I wish we could have given players like Manning, Saturday, and even going back to Bob Sanders to send them out like that.
Rest of the League:
Texans-Bengals. Houston managed to get hungry again. J.J. Watt was dominant and the Texans D looked like it did early in this season. The Bengals looked like they might put up a fight with that INT return early, but they didn’t do much after that.
Packers-Vikings. This wasn’t a game. It was a beating. The only shame was that was a sad way for AP to end a great season.
Seahawks-Redskins. That’s a shame. I wish RG III could have finished his last game healthy. Poor kid probably feels like he let his team down. But, he and Luck have been right there together all season, so I guess it makes since that they get kicked out at the same time.
The Ravens and Colts both started with some strong drives, both resulting in losing fumbles. Ray Lewis and Ed Reed both made their presences felt quickly. It’s a tribute that this was the longest the Colts were held without a score this season. Finally, the two teams exchanged field goals, then the Ravens closed out the first half with a touchdown, the Colts with a Field Goal.
The second half was a lot of TDs traded for FG attempts. The huge offense of the Ravens wore down the Colts D. The Colts offense just couldn’t find the end zone all day. The Ravens kept tipping the ball and almost picking it off, and finally Luck’s luck ran out, but to his credit, he saved the touchdown by running down the DB.
As I’ve said, the Colts’ offensive line really wasn’t very good, as Luck was shaking hits all day long, and Reggie Wayne was the only reliable receiver. I hope in the draft we work on building Luck and offensive line he can count on for running and pass protection. Then, let’s get Reggie some help out there.
I also have to acknowledge the Ravens fans. Their noise gave us huge problem. Beyond that, I’m glad Ray Lewis gave the home crowd one last win. When things were decided and they began chanting “We want Ray,” if even got me choked up. I wish we could have given players like Manning, Saturday, and even going back to Bob Sanders to send them out like that.
Rest of the League:
Texans-Bengals. Houston managed to get hungry again. J.J. Watt was dominant and the Texans D looked like it did early in this season. The Bengals looked like they might put up a fight with that INT return early, but they didn’t do much after that.
Packers-Vikings. This wasn’t a game. It was a beating. The only shame was that was a sad way for AP to end a great season.
Seahawks-Redskins. That’s a shame. I wish RG III could have finished his last game healthy. Poor kid probably feels like he let his team down. But, he and Luck have been right there together all season, so I guess it makes since that they get kicked out at the same time.
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
NFL 12 week 17 synopsis
This was one of the most exciting week 17s I can remember. Being a Colts fan, I’ve seen a lot of seasons going 10-0, 12-0, 14-0, (0-12 thanks to Curtis Painter). I’ve seen a lot of games with pulled starters. I’ve seen a lot of games in week 17 that did not matter.
Some might say that the Colts had nothing to play for. They would be wrong. They had a lot to play for. They were playing for Chuck. They were playing for pride (Houston has never won in Indy, even when it was one of their two wins). And they were playing for momentum.
Momentum matters in the NFL. That’s why one big play can swing an entire game, allowing for the comebacks that make football so much fun. It also matters in seasons. Don’t believe me?
Ask the Giants, who, with nothing to gain, took it to New England, giving them momentum which they carried through the playoffs to ruin Tom “the Chump” Brady’s perfect season in the Super Bowl.
Or ask Houston. I said early in this season that Houston was unbeatable if they stayed hungry. They sat in first place for so long, they stopped being hungry. Then they lost momentum. Then they lost games. This week, they lost their first round bye.
The Colts came out emotional. Chuck was back on the sideline. That same emotion that boosted them to an amazing comeback against the Packers helped them topple the best team in their division. They had a drive that Greg Gumble summed up well: “nearly perfect.” They kept it up throughout the game for the win.
Is that momentum enough to help them beat the Ravens who will have a returning Ray Lewis and Ed Reed? Only a week will tell.
Rest of the league:
Bears-Lions. Lions end the season as they played the season, barely losing another game.
Steelers-Browns. Browns may have lost, but the fact that the Steelers are out of the playoffs is like a win to them.
Giants-Eagles. Man the Eagles suck. And where were these Giants all season? I still bELIeve in Eli.
Bills-Jets. Coach Ryan, please release Tebow so he can go to a team like Miami and we can get some Tebow Time.
Broncos-Chiefs. Yeah, just in case you were wondering, he’s STILL Peyton Manning. Congrats on first place.
Patriots-Dolphins. Yeah, just in case you were wondering, Tom Brady is STILL a chump.
Vikings-Packers. I’ve always thought AP was overrated. Not this day. He showed how he’s carried the Vikings all season, but was nine yards short of the record. That’s simply incredible.
Redskins-Cowboys. What a way to finish RGIII’s epic year.
Some might say that the Colts had nothing to play for. They would be wrong. They had a lot to play for. They were playing for Chuck. They were playing for pride (Houston has never won in Indy, even when it was one of their two wins). And they were playing for momentum.
Momentum matters in the NFL. That’s why one big play can swing an entire game, allowing for the comebacks that make football so much fun. It also matters in seasons. Don’t believe me?
Ask the Giants, who, with nothing to gain, took it to New England, giving them momentum which they carried through the playoffs to ruin Tom “the Chump” Brady’s perfect season in the Super Bowl.
Or ask Houston. I said early in this season that Houston was unbeatable if they stayed hungry. They sat in first place for so long, they stopped being hungry. Then they lost momentum. Then they lost games. This week, they lost their first round bye.
The Colts came out emotional. Chuck was back on the sideline. That same emotion that boosted them to an amazing comeback against the Packers helped them topple the best team in their division. They had a drive that Greg Gumble summed up well: “nearly perfect.” They kept it up throughout the game for the win.
Is that momentum enough to help them beat the Ravens who will have a returning Ray Lewis and Ed Reed? Only a week will tell.
Rest of the league:
Bears-Lions. Lions end the season as they played the season, barely losing another game.
Steelers-Browns. Browns may have lost, but the fact that the Steelers are out of the playoffs is like a win to them.
Giants-Eagles. Man the Eagles suck. And where were these Giants all season? I still bELIeve in Eli.
Bills-Jets. Coach Ryan, please release Tebow so he can go to a team like Miami and we can get some Tebow Time.
Broncos-Chiefs. Yeah, just in case you were wondering, he’s STILL Peyton Manning. Congrats on first place.
Patriots-Dolphins. Yeah, just in case you were wondering, Tom Brady is STILL a chump.
Vikings-Packers. I’ve always thought AP was overrated. Not this day. He showed how he’s carried the Vikings all season, but was nine yards short of the record. That’s simply incredible.
Redskins-Cowboys. What a way to finish RGIII’s epic year.
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
NFL 12 week 16 abrev.ed
The Colts are going to the playoffs baby! The game was messy, but we pulled it out. Which is good, because I doubt we'll win next week, nor go any further in the playoffs. We've gotten worse as we go along, especially in pass protection.
Rest of the League:
Pats-Jags. The Patriots almost lost to one of the crappiest teams on their schedule (and that's saying something). And do you know why? Because Tom Brady is a chump.
Saints-Cowboys. That was crap. The Cowboys, who I don't even like, we cheated in OT. Cheated badly, by a ref team either too stupid or too lazy to do their job. That was not a catch. That ball was moving all over the place. He clearly did not have it in control at any point in time. Yet they rule it a fumble, recovered again by the Saints down near the endzone for a chip shot. Yet the rule is that the offense cannot advance the ball by a fumble, as evidenced that the Ravens could not vs the Giants in the next game. It made no sense. I'm not saying the Cowboys wouldn't have lost fair and square anyway, but they should have been given the chance.
That's all you get. I've been spending time with my family and so should you. Get off your computer!
Oh, and Merry Christmas.
Rest of the League:
Pats-Jags. The Patriots almost lost to one of the crappiest teams on their schedule (and that's saying something). And do you know why? Because Tom Brady is a chump.
Saints-Cowboys. That was crap. The Cowboys, who I don't even like, we cheated in OT. Cheated badly, by a ref team either too stupid or too lazy to do their job. That was not a catch. That ball was moving all over the place. He clearly did not have it in control at any point in time. Yet they rule it a fumble, recovered again by the Saints down near the endzone for a chip shot. Yet the rule is that the offense cannot advance the ball by a fumble, as evidenced that the Ravens could not vs the Giants in the next game. It made no sense. I'm not saying the Cowboys wouldn't have lost fair and square anyway, but they should have been given the chance.
That's all you get. I've been spending time with my family and so should you. Get off your computer!
Oh, and Merry Christmas.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
NFL 12 week 14 synopsis
Let’s just start with the end of the first half. Our O-line has struggled all season, but down 10-7, they seemed to enjoy letting TN through to luck (I actually had to go get my hat so I could throw it). That’s how it came to pass that when Luck was taking a fumble, he tried to throw the ball, which was intercepted and run back for a touchdown. The only problem was HIS KNEES WERE DOWN. BOTH of them actually. They reviewed it and still called it a Titans TD. But his knees were down. It was a bad call by a bad ref team.
Also in there, Carter fumbled. That’s no big surprise. ALL Carter does is fumble. So how come we cut all our good players but somehow managed to keep the fumble king? CUT HIM.
I don’t want to take anything away from the Titans D, but our line sucked and has sucked pretty well all season. That’s why Luck has thrown so many passes on the run, and why we struggled to run. We’ve got to come up some solutions up front (like maybe bringing Jeff Saturday back).
The second half started with a touchdown, forced a 3 and out, then one of the best punts I’ve ever seen (like out of a Madden game), resulting in an INT for a TD, and the Colts lead. I think this proves that the Colts do better when we have to come back after the half.
Then this inept ref team continued their stupidity, on both teams. They wouldn’t call pass interference at all on this drive, then extend the next by calling it for no reason. At least lean one way or the other. Don’t leave both teams scratching their heads trying to figure out what you want.
This turned into a good game despite the refs with a couple of lead changes, but I do have say Avery had a chance for a big TD, but dropped the ball, and again, he’s done a lot of that this season. Luckily, our defense made up for it and came up with a turnover with five and a half to go in the fourth.
Rest of the League:
Redskins-Ravens. One heck of a game. Both teams played with a lot of heart, but the Redskins had just a little more to lose, and therefore had a greater desire to win.
Panthers-Falcons. Hotlanta sure has cooled off. Cam Newton has warmed up. I’ll tell you, it seems like the Falcons have ruined their best chances for a conference championship this year, if they can’t get their momentum back.
Chargers-Steelers. Bring back Charlie Batch! If you lose to a San Diego team that is that bad…
Cowboys-Bengals. I can’t explain why Cincy was that bad this week. Maybe the Cowboys just needed after one of their players got drunk and killed another player (more on this later).
Browns-Chiefs. Why mention this? Browns were the only team in the AFC North to win this week.
Broncos-Raiders. Peyton Manning. Yeah.
Vikings-Bears. Anyone surprised that Cutler got hurt? You shouldn’t. Maybe the Bears should discover the concept of the offensive line.
Giants-Saints. I bELIeve in Eli! The Saints still struggle. They can put up big plays and are as dangerous as anybody, but all they can do is big plays, but still struggle finding identity. The Giants Defense did not struggle, and still play like beasts. That offense wasn’t bad either. Too bad its about a week too late.
Seahawks-Cards. Can you say “blowout”? Dang… I think that Packers game gave the Hawks a chip on their shoulder, and they’ve never quite recovered.
Also in there, Carter fumbled. That’s no big surprise. ALL Carter does is fumble. So how come we cut all our good players but somehow managed to keep the fumble king? CUT HIM.
I don’t want to take anything away from the Titans D, but our line sucked and has sucked pretty well all season. That’s why Luck has thrown so many passes on the run, and why we struggled to run. We’ve got to come up some solutions up front (like maybe bringing Jeff Saturday back).
The second half started with a touchdown, forced a 3 and out, then one of the best punts I’ve ever seen (like out of a Madden game), resulting in an INT for a TD, and the Colts lead. I think this proves that the Colts do better when we have to come back after the half.
Then this inept ref team continued their stupidity, on both teams. They wouldn’t call pass interference at all on this drive, then extend the next by calling it for no reason. At least lean one way or the other. Don’t leave both teams scratching their heads trying to figure out what you want.
This turned into a good game despite the refs with a couple of lead changes, but I do have say Avery had a chance for a big TD, but dropped the ball, and again, he’s done a lot of that this season. Luckily, our defense made up for it and came up with a turnover with five and a half to go in the fourth.
Rest of the League:
Redskins-Ravens. One heck of a game. Both teams played with a lot of heart, but the Redskins had just a little more to lose, and therefore had a greater desire to win.
Panthers-Falcons. Hotlanta sure has cooled off. Cam Newton has warmed up. I’ll tell you, it seems like the Falcons have ruined their best chances for a conference championship this year, if they can’t get their momentum back.
Chargers-Steelers. Bring back Charlie Batch! If you lose to a San Diego team that is that bad…
Cowboys-Bengals. I can’t explain why Cincy was that bad this week. Maybe the Cowboys just needed after one of their players got drunk and killed another player (more on this later).
Browns-Chiefs. Why mention this? Browns were the only team in the AFC North to win this week.
Broncos-Raiders. Peyton Manning. Yeah.
Vikings-Bears. Anyone surprised that Cutler got hurt? You shouldn’t. Maybe the Bears should discover the concept of the offensive line.
Giants-Saints. I bELIeve in Eli! The Saints still struggle. They can put up big plays and are as dangerous as anybody, but all they can do is big plays, but still struggle finding identity. The Giants Defense did not struggle, and still play like beasts. That offense wasn’t bad either. Too bad its about a week too late.
Seahawks-Cards. Can you say “blowout”? Dang… I think that Packers game gave the Hawks a chip on their shoulder, and they’ve never quite recovered.
Monday, November 26, 2012
NFL 12 Week 12 synopsis
Between Thanksgiving and a funeral, I didn't see much in the way of football, so this will be abreved.
Colts-Bills. BORING. Every point scored in the first half by either team was on Special Teams. The second half wasn't much better. And the cheerleaders who shaved their heads, that's just kinda creepy.
Texans-Lions. Also boring. Very boring. In my household, we were yelling at both teams. Houston did not deserve to win. The teams almost tied, and certainly should have.
Redskins-Cowboys. A special shout out to by brother-in-law, a Cowboys fan. All I can say is I TOLD YOU SO.
Browns-Steelers. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Oh, and Tom Brady is still a chump.
Colts-Bills. BORING. Every point scored in the first half by either team was on Special Teams. The second half wasn't much better. And the cheerleaders who shaved their heads, that's just kinda creepy.
Texans-Lions. Also boring. Very boring. In my household, we were yelling at both teams. Houston did not deserve to win. The teams almost tied, and certainly should have.
Redskins-Cowboys. A special shout out to by brother-in-law, a Cowboys fan. All I can say is I TOLD YOU SO.
Browns-Steelers. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Oh, and Tom Brady is still a chump.
Monday, November 19, 2012
NFL 12 week 11 synopsis
I have to ask, what is the point of paying DirecTV for NFL Sunday Ticket if they pre-empt the first quarter of the game you want to watch? Grrrr.
When the game started here, the Colts led 14-7 (oh sure, they cover when the Pats do well, but not us).
But let’s face it… Colts don’t win in Foxborough. Being up by a TD and them missing a Field Goal, that’s a good way to start. Then the Colts got a three and out, which the Pats ran back for a TD. Then Luck threw a Pick-6. And that was the game.
As far as the fumble just after the two minute warning, Chump fans can boo, but you don’t get to rip the ball out after the signal is made and then say you win.
I must also say, for 58 yarder, Vinetari was darn close trying to move it closer in the first half (not that it mattered in the second half).
We’ve got to fix whatever is wrong with our O-Line and we HAVE to get Reggie Wayne some consistent help out there. The Pats were in the backfield all day. It wasn’t the Chump that won this game. It was the overwhelming Pats defense.
One last point, up by almost 30 points with a few minutes left on the clock, why don’t the Pats pull there starters? Because they are the most unsportsman-like team in the NFL.
Rest of the League:
This was a crazy week. Lots of OT and other shenanigans.
Cowboys-Browns. Ok, this is the one normal thing the happened. The Browns lose a crushingly close one. They had this one won, until the fourth quarter, when they found a way to lose.
Texans-Jags. You can tell the Jags were on the road, because they actually played well. They too had a double-digit lead, but then the Texans got hungry. And when they hungry, they win.
Buccs-Panthers. Panthers also had a double digit lead, and also lost in OT. Crazy right? Oh, and Dallas Clark is still the man. Colts should have kept him to get Reggie Wayne some help out there.
Redskins-Eagles. This was the Redskins people have been waiting on all season. At least they trounced the Eagles, right?
Bengals-Chiefs. Ok, two normal ones.
Falcons-Cards. Arizona also got to an early lead and held it, but like the Texans, good teams find ways to win (even with 6 turnovers).
Packers-Lions. Detroit also almost took it to the Packers. They were neck and neck, but GB pulled it out.
Saints-Raider. Have the Saints finally found their identity? This is how you start a run for the playoffs…
Broncos-Chargers. Yeah. In case you were wondering, he’s still Peyton Manning.
When the game started here, the Colts led 14-7 (oh sure, they cover when the Pats do well, but not us).
But let’s face it… Colts don’t win in Foxborough. Being up by a TD and them missing a Field Goal, that’s a good way to start. Then the Colts got a three and out, which the Pats ran back for a TD. Then Luck threw a Pick-6. And that was the game.
As far as the fumble just after the two minute warning, Chump fans can boo, but you don’t get to rip the ball out after the signal is made and then say you win.
I must also say, for 58 yarder, Vinetari was darn close trying to move it closer in the first half (not that it mattered in the second half).
We’ve got to fix whatever is wrong with our O-Line and we HAVE to get Reggie Wayne some consistent help out there. The Pats were in the backfield all day. It wasn’t the Chump that won this game. It was the overwhelming Pats defense.
One last point, up by almost 30 points with a few minutes left on the clock, why don’t the Pats pull there starters? Because they are the most unsportsman-like team in the NFL.
Rest of the League:
This was a crazy week. Lots of OT and other shenanigans.
Cowboys-Browns. Ok, this is the one normal thing the happened. The Browns lose a crushingly close one. They had this one won, until the fourth quarter, when they found a way to lose.
Texans-Jags. You can tell the Jags were on the road, because they actually played well. They too had a double-digit lead, but then the Texans got hungry. And when they hungry, they win.
Buccs-Panthers. Panthers also had a double digit lead, and also lost in OT. Crazy right? Oh, and Dallas Clark is still the man. Colts should have kept him to get Reggie Wayne some help out there.
Redskins-Eagles. This was the Redskins people have been waiting on all season. At least they trounced the Eagles, right?
Bengals-Chiefs. Ok, two normal ones.
Falcons-Cards. Arizona also got to an early lead and held it, but like the Texans, good teams find ways to win (even with 6 turnovers).
Packers-Lions. Detroit also almost took it to the Packers. They were neck and neck, but GB pulled it out.
Saints-Raider. Have the Saints finally found their identity? This is how you start a run for the playoffs…
Broncos-Chargers. Yeah. In case you were wondering, he’s still Peyton Manning.
Monday, November 12, 2012
NFL 12 week 10 synopsis
Just in case you missed it, the Colts had a short week this week. You kinda figured that in this rematch with a division rival, we were going to struggle on defense. Robert Mathis was out, as were our Corners Davis and Powers. Plus, we haven’t been the best on the road. We should beat the Jags, but we couldn’t beat them earlier this year at home.
That being said, the Jags identity as a team revolves around Pocket Hercules (Jones-Drew), and with him out, they really struggle to get going on offense with a punt, a missed Field Goal, and a fumble to start the game.
Andrew Luck on the other hand, looked nearly unstoppable. He was running and throwing nearly at will. I don’t understand why the Jags are the only team who are WORSE at home than they are on the road. It makes no sense.
I also love the fact that it seems like every time Luck makes an INT, he makes a point to go out and get the tackle himself. He takes responsibility for the mistake and does his personal best to make up for it.
Last time these two team played, the Colts built a big first half lead, then took their foot off the gas and were outscored 19-3 in the second half for a loss. The field reporter for NFL Network asked the Colts what they were going to do in the second half, and he said “We’re going to step on the Jaguar’s throat.” His team started that mandate with a pick-6. Henne tried to breathe some life into the Jags, but they also had a season high number of penalties. The Colt’s closed out by almost getting another pick-6.
Rest of the League:
Saints-Falcons. Wow. What a way for a streak to end. The Saints have been pretty terrible this season, but they got it done against an undefeated rival.
Bengals-Giants. This wasn’t the income I expected. Usually the Giants are only this bad playing in their division. Cincy seemed to come awake, while the Giants slept through it, especially on defense.
Broncos-Panthers. Cam scored first, and it looked like it would be a game, but Peyton Manning is still Peyton Manning and the Broncos defense just had Carolina’s number all day long.
Pats-Bills. This game looked over early, but to the credit of the Bills they fought back hard against Tom Brady (who is a chump) and Bill Belichump.
Ravens-Raiders. This was a route, plain and simple.
Titans-Dolphins. So was this, and it makes little sense as bad as the Titans have been this season.
Cowboys-Eagles. Boo. I was hoping they would tie, so that way both teams would lose.
Rams-Niners. So I was off by one game...
Texans-Bears. I'm telling you, if they stay hungry, Houston can do very well this season. This time, their defense was hungry for Cutler. And turnovers. On both sides of the ball. It was messy, but it's still a W.
That being said, the Jags identity as a team revolves around Pocket Hercules (Jones-Drew), and with him out, they really struggle to get going on offense with a punt, a missed Field Goal, and a fumble to start the game.
Andrew Luck on the other hand, looked nearly unstoppable. He was running and throwing nearly at will. I don’t understand why the Jags are the only team who are WORSE at home than they are on the road. It makes no sense.
I also love the fact that it seems like every time Luck makes an INT, he makes a point to go out and get the tackle himself. He takes responsibility for the mistake and does his personal best to make up for it.
Last time these two team played, the Colts built a big first half lead, then took their foot off the gas and were outscored 19-3 in the second half for a loss. The field reporter for NFL Network asked the Colts what they were going to do in the second half, and he said “We’re going to step on the Jaguar’s throat.” His team started that mandate with a pick-6. Henne tried to breathe some life into the Jags, but they also had a season high number of penalties. The Colt’s closed out by almost getting another pick-6.
Rest of the League:
Saints-Falcons. Wow. What a way for a streak to end. The Saints have been pretty terrible this season, but they got it done against an undefeated rival.
Bengals-Giants. This wasn’t the income I expected. Usually the Giants are only this bad playing in their division. Cincy seemed to come awake, while the Giants slept through it, especially on defense.
Broncos-Panthers. Cam scored first, and it looked like it would be a game, but Peyton Manning is still Peyton Manning and the Broncos defense just had Carolina’s number all day long.
Pats-Bills. This game looked over early, but to the credit of the Bills they fought back hard against Tom Brady (who is a chump) and Bill Belichump.
Ravens-Raiders. This was a route, plain and simple.
Titans-Dolphins. So was this, and it makes little sense as bad as the Titans have been this season.
Cowboys-Eagles. Boo. I was hoping they would tie, so that way both teams would lose.
Rams-Niners. So I was off by one game...
Texans-Bears. I'm telling you, if they stay hungry, Houston can do very well this season. This time, their defense was hungry for Cutler. And turnovers. On both sides of the ball. It was messy, but it's still a W.
Monday, November 5, 2012
NFL 12 week 9 synopsis
I was looking forward to this game, because I thought Miami and Indy are fairly evenly matched. That’s not true. Miami has a running game. How many times do I have to say it? Reggie Wayne and Andrew Luck need some help out there.
We had some chances to take the lead back in the first half. Vinetari missed a FG (because Mr. Clutch doesn’t give a crap if the game ain’t on the line), and Miami blocked another. Then to close out the half, Luck kept putting the ball on receivers’ hands, and they dropped them. That sucked.
It was nice to have Robert Mathis back, even if he got hurt immediately. Our defense just plays different with Freeney and Mathis up from knocking the snot out of people.
In the end, it was a tough, close, exciting game. Luck broke the rookie throwing record, and the Colts got a hard-fought W.
Rest of the League:
Bears-Titans. That’s just ugly. Chicago looked good, you know, except for their offense. Tennessee, well, looked like Chicago has much of this season. They got a safety, and threw some Interceptions. Good times.
Panthers-Redskins. Cam Newton vs. RGIII. I’m a little disappointed that it wasn’t more of a game than this.
Texans-Bills. If the Texans stay hungry, they can’t be beat. And they weren’t even that hungry in this one. Maybe they ate too much Halloween candy. Tom Brady went as the same thing he did last year, a Chump.
Ravens-Browns. I was amazed how well the Browns did in this game. It stayed close until the very end, surprisingly.
Steelers-Giants. Ok, that second Giant’s TD in the first half WAS a TD. The ball was already moving before his arm came forward. Just because he pushed it forward does not mean that it wasn’t a fumble. Moving on, this was a great game. These teams are both traditional kick-you-in-the-teeth powerhouses. Giants have a little better offense. Steelers have a little better defense. Defense won the day this day. The Giants used to have a power running attack from 3 RBs, which they nicknamed Earth, Wind, and Fire, anchored by Bradshaw (Earth). They just didn’t have that running attack anymore. They sorely needed it.
We had some chances to take the lead back in the first half. Vinetari missed a FG (because Mr. Clutch doesn’t give a crap if the game ain’t on the line), and Miami blocked another. Then to close out the half, Luck kept putting the ball on receivers’ hands, and they dropped them. That sucked.
It was nice to have Robert Mathis back, even if he got hurt immediately. Our defense just plays different with Freeney and Mathis up from knocking the snot out of people.
In the end, it was a tough, close, exciting game. Luck broke the rookie throwing record, and the Colts got a hard-fought W.
Rest of the League:
Bears-Titans. That’s just ugly. Chicago looked good, you know, except for their offense. Tennessee, well, looked like Chicago has much of this season. They got a safety, and threw some Interceptions. Good times.
Panthers-Redskins. Cam Newton vs. RGIII. I’m a little disappointed that it wasn’t more of a game than this.
Texans-Bills. If the Texans stay hungry, they can’t be beat. And they weren’t even that hungry in this one. Maybe they ate too much Halloween candy. Tom Brady went as the same thing he did last year, a Chump.
Ravens-Browns. I was amazed how well the Browns did in this game. It stayed close until the very end, surprisingly.
Steelers-Giants. Ok, that second Giant’s TD in the first half WAS a TD. The ball was already moving before his arm came forward. Just because he pushed it forward does not mean that it wasn’t a fumble. Moving on, this was a great game. These teams are both traditional kick-you-in-the-teeth powerhouses. Giants have a little better offense. Steelers have a little better defense. Defense won the day this day. The Giants used to have a power running attack from 3 RBs, which they nicknamed Earth, Wind, and Fire, anchored by Bradshaw (Earth). They just didn’t have that running attack anymore. They sorely needed it.
Monday, October 29, 2012
NFL 12 week 8 synopsis
Well, that was messy. The only reason we kept in the first half was because of Tennessee’s repeated stupid penalties. Hasselback even complained at one point to a ref, saying, “You’ve called that three times!” Then stop doing it.
The Titans were the better team that day. They blocked a FG to close out the half, and threatened to turn it into points.
Let me also say that Titans fans were right. That fumble at the end of regulation was a fumble. Because he went over that player, he didn’t hit the ground. It was a fumble. That being said, they still had the job to stop the Colts. Their defense stopped the Colts all day, but not when it counted. That spiraling, corkscrew TD was amazing. If you didn’t see it, look up the highlight.
Rest of the League:
Falcons-Eagles. Falcons be rolling.
Patriots-Rams. I have an idea. How about we leave the Chump in London? We’ll rename them the England Patriots. Europe can keep them.
Steelers-Redskins. This was not the game everyone was hoping for to say the least. We hoped RGIII would pull out a great game against the Pittsburgh Bumblebees. Maybe Pitt had a chip on their shoulders because of the ugly uniforms.
Lions-Seahawks. This shootout was what we wanted the Steelers game to be.
Browns-Chargers. Another boring game for the Browns, but a big win.
Bears-Panthers. It’s amazing that the Bears can play this badly (especially allowing 6 sacks) and still win. Are they that bad or that good?
Giants-Cowboys. Do you bELIeve in Eli yet? Just don’t believe in Romo. The Giants even took part of the game off to make it a game, and the Cowboys still couldn’t finish it.
The Titans were the better team that day. They blocked a FG to close out the half, and threatened to turn it into points.
Let me also say that Titans fans were right. That fumble at the end of regulation was a fumble. Because he went over that player, he didn’t hit the ground. It was a fumble. That being said, they still had the job to stop the Colts. Their defense stopped the Colts all day, but not when it counted. That spiraling, corkscrew TD was amazing. If you didn’t see it, look up the highlight.
Rest of the League:
Falcons-Eagles. Falcons be rolling.
Patriots-Rams. I have an idea. How about we leave the Chump in London? We’ll rename them the England Patriots. Europe can keep them.
Steelers-Redskins. This was not the game everyone was hoping for to say the least. We hoped RGIII would pull out a great game against the Pittsburgh Bumblebees. Maybe Pitt had a chip on their shoulders because of the ugly uniforms.
Lions-Seahawks. This shootout was what we wanted the Steelers game to be.
Browns-Chargers. Another boring game for the Browns, but a big win.
Bears-Panthers. It’s amazing that the Bears can play this badly (especially allowing 6 sacks) and still win. Are they that bad or that good?
Giants-Cowboys. Do you bELIeve in Eli yet? Just don’t believe in Romo. The Giants even took part of the game off to make it a game, and the Cowboys still couldn’t finish it.
Monday, October 22, 2012
NFL 12 Week 7 synopsis
Yay. Colts win. But the game was boring. Nothing happened the entire second half.
The most notable thing in the game was that the Browns missed a PAT. Nine times out of ten, the team that does that looses. And loose they did.
Rest of the League:
Patriots-Jets. The Jets needed them some Tebow Time magic. Once again, Tom “the chump” Brady showed that he can’t win games. That’s what his kicker is for (they haven’ won the big one since trading Vinetari).
Packers-Rams. That’s the Aaron Rodgers we love to see. Now if we could get him off those State Farm commercials.
Texans-Ravens. Wow. The Texans first score was a safety, and then they blew it out after that. I said if the Texans stay hungry, they’ll be nearly unstoppable. They were hungry.
Titans-Bills. Good to see CJ2K running, especially not against the Colts.
Giants-Skins. Do you bELIeve in Eli yet? Skins believe in RGIII, but Eli’s still Eli.
Saints-Buccs. I’m not sure where this Saints team came from, but I just have to say that I love seeing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Creamcicle uniforms. Also, I watch Buccs highlights this season just to see Dallas Clarke.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
NFL 12 weeks 6 synopsis
Well that sucked. Last week, the Colts were ChuckStrong. This week, they looked tired. I think last week was too emotional, and this week they weren’t recovered. The defense started by looking exhausted, and only looked worse as they went. Robert Mathis was out and Freeney was gimped, and that was all they did. They did nothing to stop Greene, who ran all over the defense.
Luck looked like an average rookie, making sore mistakes. The Jets work to have a tough defense, and were firing on all cylinders. The receivers missed opportunities and dropped balls. The running game was non-existent. Again, Reggie Wayne can’t do it alone. Gotta get him some help.
Rest of the League:
Falcons-Raiders. Hotlanta be rolling. They’re quietly 6-0, and perhaps the best team in the NFL right now.
Browns-Bengals. What a way to get a first win. The Browns came out to play in the battle for Ohio, and won decisively.
Ravens-Cowboys. This was a back and forth game, but the bottom line is at the end of the game, Romo and the Cowboys can’t find a way to win. They were so close. They got the onside kick, a rarity in the NFL. But then they miss the FG. They just can’t do it.
Titans-Steelers. OK, I didn’t see this game, but how do the Steelers lose to a team as bad as the Titans have been? Someone answer me that.
Lions-Eagles. Speaking of losing to bad teams… Yes.
Redskins-Vikings. Yeah, RGIII is feeling better.
Seahawks-Patriots. YEAH BABY!!! Apparently the Pansies, I mean Patriots, can’t beat birds this season. By the way, is The Chump (aka Tom Brady) going to blame the replacement refs for this loss? Yeah Hawks!
Giants-Niners. Do you bELIeve in Eli?
Luck looked like an average rookie, making sore mistakes. The Jets work to have a tough defense, and were firing on all cylinders. The receivers missed opportunities and dropped balls. The running game was non-existent. Again, Reggie Wayne can’t do it alone. Gotta get him some help.
Rest of the League:
Falcons-Raiders. Hotlanta be rolling. They’re quietly 6-0, and perhaps the best team in the NFL right now.
Browns-Bengals. What a way to get a first win. The Browns came out to play in the battle for Ohio, and won decisively.
Ravens-Cowboys. This was a back and forth game, but the bottom line is at the end of the game, Romo and the Cowboys can’t find a way to win. They were so close. They got the onside kick, a rarity in the NFL. But then they miss the FG. They just can’t do it.
Titans-Steelers. OK, I didn’t see this game, but how do the Steelers lose to a team as bad as the Titans have been? Someone answer me that.
Lions-Eagles. Speaking of losing to bad teams… Yes.
Redskins-Vikings. Yeah, RGIII is feeling better.
Seahawks-Patriots. YEAH BABY!!! Apparently the Pansies, I mean Patriots, can’t beat birds this season. By the way, is The Chump (aka Tom Brady) going to blame the replacement refs for this loss? Yeah Hawks!
Giants-Niners. Do you bELIeve in Eli?
Monday, October 8, 2012
NFL 12 week 5 synopsis
First thing I have to mention is that with a Packer visit, this was Jeff Saturday’s homecoming to Indy. I have nothing but respect for him as a football player, but moreover as an outspoken Christian man. He is a humble, respectful person, which is a rarity in professional sports.
The second thing to mention is that the Colt’s head coach, Chuck Pagano (I said I would learn his name when he earned it. The devotion of the team earned my respect), was diagnosed with Leukemia. I have respect for the Colt’s and Packers for taking time to recognize and pray for he and his family.
The game (and score) changed after trading punts when the Colt’s went for it in midfield on fourth down. They failed (though the Packer’s weren’t called for lining up offsides, but the did get a stop). The Pack walked it down and hammered it in. Then they did it again.
I gotta ask, why is challenging a play that you can’t challenge “unsportsmanlike conduct”? That’s an overreaction. Make it 5 yards, not fifteen.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. We have to get Reggie Wayne some help. He had a great one-hander that gave us a spark and finally points (a FG), which would have been a TD if not for more uncalled pass interference (we’ve got to stop playing the refs too). Luck’s enjoying throwing to him, but we have to get him some help. Like a running game. Our O-Line got no push, and Brown, who’s not exactly a great Running Back, barely could get back to the line of scrimmage in the first half. The Packer’s defense was tough, but we looked pathetic that first half.
In the second half, that spark from Wayne ignited a fire in the Colts. We’ve had trouble the last few weeks with getting a lead and taking their collective foot off the gas. This week, it was the Packers who allowed the comeback in the third quarter, helped by a rapid series of injuries.
Also, one more honorable mention. It is nice to have Dwight Freeney back. The Colt’s Defense just goes to another level, plays with more heart, when he’s on the field. Even the threat of him sent Rogers into the arms of other players. And boy did they come. And come. And that was the biggest difference in the second half that determined why the Colts played so much better.
Rest of the League:
Falcons-Redskins. The Redskins have to be proud. They came close to knocking off the undefeated. And they looked good doing it. Who knows? If RGIII wouldn’t have been knocked out, they might have won this.
Giants-Browns. So this one wasn’t “crushingly close.” They started out scoring 17, surpising even them. Then Eli decided that was enough and went to work. That’s why we bELIeve in Eli.
Ravens-Chiefs. BORING. The total scoring was 5 FGs between two teams. I like defense, but I’m disappointed in Baltimore.
Patriots-Broncos. It doesn’t matter which pony he plays for. Peyton Manning cannot win in New England. Oh, and Tom Brady is still a chump, and so is Belichump.
That's all I got time for this week.
The second thing to mention is that the Colt’s head coach, Chuck Pagano (I said I would learn his name when he earned it. The devotion of the team earned my respect), was diagnosed with Leukemia. I have respect for the Colt’s and Packers for taking time to recognize and pray for he and his family.
The game (and score) changed after trading punts when the Colt’s went for it in midfield on fourth down. They failed (though the Packer’s weren’t called for lining up offsides, but the did get a stop). The Pack walked it down and hammered it in. Then they did it again.
I gotta ask, why is challenging a play that you can’t challenge “unsportsmanlike conduct”? That’s an overreaction. Make it 5 yards, not fifteen.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. We have to get Reggie Wayne some help. He had a great one-hander that gave us a spark and finally points (a FG), which would have been a TD if not for more uncalled pass interference (we’ve got to stop playing the refs too). Luck’s enjoying throwing to him, but we have to get him some help. Like a running game. Our O-Line got no push, and Brown, who’s not exactly a great Running Back, barely could get back to the line of scrimmage in the first half. The Packer’s defense was tough, but we looked pathetic that first half.
In the second half, that spark from Wayne ignited a fire in the Colts. We’ve had trouble the last few weeks with getting a lead and taking their collective foot off the gas. This week, it was the Packers who allowed the comeback in the third quarter, helped by a rapid series of injuries.
Also, one more honorable mention. It is nice to have Dwight Freeney back. The Colt’s Defense just goes to another level, plays with more heart, when he’s on the field. Even the threat of him sent Rogers into the arms of other players. And boy did they come. And come. And that was the biggest difference in the second half that determined why the Colts played so much better.
Rest of the League:
Falcons-Redskins. The Redskins have to be proud. They came close to knocking off the undefeated. And they looked good doing it. Who knows? If RGIII wouldn’t have been knocked out, they might have won this.
Giants-Browns. So this one wasn’t “crushingly close.” They started out scoring 17, surpising even them. Then Eli decided that was enough and went to work. That’s why we bELIeve in Eli.
Ravens-Chiefs. BORING. The total scoring was 5 FGs between two teams. I like defense, but I’m disappointed in Baltimore.
Patriots-Broncos. It doesn’t matter which pony he plays for. Peyton Manning cannot win in New England. Oh, and Tom Brady is still a chump, and so is Belichump.
That's all I got time for this week.
Monday, October 1, 2012
NFL 12 Week 4 synopsis
Colts had a bye. I hate early byes. It kinda defeats the purpose.
Rest of the league:
Falcons-Panthers. This was a great game. For one, I think the Falcons showed that they are for real. The Panthers played great. This was a hard pushing game, and the Falcons showed they can win this kind of physical game.
Niners-Jets. As good as the Falcons and Panthers game was, that’s how bad the Jets were.
Pats-Bills. The Bills were in this (largely due to turnovers), until the fourth quarter (when they started making the turnovers). But you have to play four quarters against the Pats. That said, Tom Brady is a chump, and so is Belichump. It is bad sportsmanship to run up the score in order to embarrass another team.
Rams-Seahawks. No luck for the Hawks this week. That said, this game was legit, amazingly enough. It was quite the division game. Plus, Jeff Fisher did all sorts of trick plays with the Titans against the Colts, so it was nice to see that he hasn’t changed. Gotta love a fake field goal for the TD. I only see that in Madden.
Texans-Titans. The Texans are hungry, and if they keep hungry, I think they’ll keep rolling everyone.
Broncos-Raiders. Yeah. He’s still Peyton Manning.
Packers-Saints. The Saints actually played well! Who knew that they had it in them? Ok, they still made mistakes that cost them the game, but it was better than last week. And for the record, if you’re going to poke a QB in the eye to take them out of the game, make it a chump.
Redskins-Buccs. In recent years, this would be two teams no one cared about, but this year both are trying to make some traction. This game was good as could be hoped for. The Buccs were moving on the end, but RGIII lived up to the hype for once and brought them back to field goal range.
Cards-Fins. Cards are 4-0. Who’d a thunk? They need some better defense, as one Dolphin had 253 receiving yards. Bet you wish you had him on your fantasy team?
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
The replacement refs
So there's been more exposed that shines light on the replacement refs. Fox News aired a story this morning that exposed that some of these Refs were fired from the Lingere Football League, because they failed to call things like helmet-to-helmet hits and pass intereference that is some of the same calls they are not making in the NFL. That's a problem. But, as always, social media can add levity to any situation.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
NFL synopsis week 3 Monday Night Special
Per request, here is my thoughts on the controversy Monday Night.
1) Did the refs make a bad call? The rule is that a tie goes to the offense. Some argue that Jennings had it first and the Seahawks wrestled it away. As the rule is worded, they may have made the right call. Yeah, it looked like an interception, but they followed the letter of the law to the best of their understanding.
2) Jennings was stupid. You don't go for the INT with 0:00 left in the game. You knock it down! Duh!
3) A lot of teams get screwed. My Colts got screwed. It happens. Man up and get over it.
4) YOU ARE THE STINKING PACKERS. They are the Seattle Seahawks. You never should have let this game get that close. If you don't like it, you should have blown them out. Maybe you should help Rogers get rid of the football instead of taking sacks like I take breaths. They looked like they played the game half way. Next time, don't let the game be that close, and you won't lose.
1) Did the refs make a bad call? The rule is that a tie goes to the offense. Some argue that Jennings had it first and the Seahawks wrestled it away. As the rule is worded, they may have made the right call. Yeah, it looked like an interception, but they followed the letter of the law to the best of their understanding.
2) Jennings was stupid. You don't go for the INT with 0:00 left in the game. You knock it down! Duh!
3) A lot of teams get screwed. My Colts got screwed. It happens. Man up and get over it.
4) YOU ARE THE STINKING PACKERS. They are the Seattle Seahawks. You never should have let this game get that close. If you don't like it, you should have blown them out. Maybe you should help Rogers get rid of the football instead of taking sacks like I take breaths. They looked like they played the game half way. Next time, don't let the game be that close, and you won't lose.
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