Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

New England Cheaters OR What should happen for the Super Bowl

Tom Brady is a chump.

There, I said it.  I'm famous for saying it.  It's kinda my thing, you know?

But now, the Pats have been caught cheating against my Colts.

There are a few things that bother me MOST about this.  For one, the Colts never win in Foxborough.  Probably not in 20 years, maybe my lifetime.  The Patriots didn't NEED to cheat to win.  We fell apart this season, for those of you that didn't watch us.  So why cheat?  We shot off everything we had against the Broncos.  We had nothing left, which we proved.  SO WHY CHEAT?

Here's the second thing: this isn't the first time.  This has been the fourth time they've been caught in the Belichick-Brady era.  In the 2001 Super Bowl, the one that started the franchise, assistant coaches attended the Rams practice, to learn their play calls and what plays they were likely to use in the game.  They won specifically because of their cheating.

Then there was spy-gate, where they tuned their radios to the Jets' play caller frequencies, and listened in.  Again, the Jets were one of the worst teams that year.  They didn't NEED to cheat to win.

Then there was spy-gate 2, where the videoed the hand-signals of the other team's (I want to say Miami's) defensive play caller.  Very much cheating, and again not NEEDED to win.

Now, they cheated against the Colts.  And what's going to happen?  Nothing.  Why?  Because the NFL loves the Friggin Patriots.  Because they're the Patriots, they don't get in trouble.

Belichick claims that every team cheats.  Really?  They how come you're the only one who gets caught? 

Well, there is one exception: Sean Peyton.  His team tried to injure people, unsportsman like and a strict "no-no."  So the NFL suspended him from coaching for eight games.

So how about, instead of doing nothing, instead of a slap on the wrist.  Suspend Bill "The Hoodie" Belichick for the Super Bowl.  And next season. 

If this was a one-time issue, this would be an overreaction.  But it's not.  It's a culture of cheating.  A fine or some draft picks aren't going to cut it.  They don't mind paying to win.  And that's the problem.

Maybe the Chump and the Hoodie need to rethink this whole thing.  Maybe they should watch this. 

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

NFL 14 week 1-3 synopsis

So it's been a while.  Thanks for all who watched my live-tweeting during the Colts-Eagles game.

So let's dive into this.  Week one the Colts got themselves destroyed at Denver by Peyton Manning.  Manning, was, well... Manning.  Denver's defense was great.  We really didn't play that bad.  Denver was just that good.  I predicted it.  We embarrassed them last year in Indy.  They were embarrassed in the Super Bowl.  They were going to play for a vengeance, and they did. 

Week 2 was a different issue.  We were better than the Eagles.  We played better.  We should have won.  The only thing is, we can't beat the Eagles and the Zebras.  The refs cheated us.  They got one TD off of a pass interference call that was crap.  Their receiver grabbed a fist full of jersey of our cornerback, and that was somehow pass interference on our Corner.  That was crap.  Then they got an "interception," that wasn't, and should have been pulled back for a penalty.  We stopped them, and they gave another bad call that kept that drive alive and gave them another TD.  So their "last second game winning FG" should have never happened.  They should have been down 14.  It was crap, and that game should not count.  Man I hate the Eagles.

This week, we did well.  Ok, that's an understatement.  We had 30 points and Luck had 300 yards of offense in the first half.  We spanked Jacksonville, plain and simple.

Rest of the League:
Tom Brady is a chump.

RG III got hurt.

Tony Romo is the worst QB in the NFL this year.

In other words, not much has changed from the last couple of years.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

NFL 13 week 1 synopsis

What a week 1.

The Colts started off, well, not that great. Last year, most games they lost were ones where they started big, took theif foot off the gas, and lost it. That's kinda what happened in this game. Reggie Wayne, had one heck of a game, including a TD. But in the end, when needed most, Luck still showed he has some magic in him, and made big plays through the air and on the ground. Our defense looked tired early in the game. They need to do conditioning if they're going to play four quarters.

Rest of the League:
Broncos-Ravens. The Ravens didn't have their two top guys, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed. The Broncos had Wes Welker, and what was that other guy's name? Oh yeah, Peyton Manning. Manning went out to prove he is still Peyton Manning. He did, trying an NFL record for most TDs in a single game. My mother said "Poor washed-up Manning..." I'm not ready to hand them the Lombardi trophy, but man they looked good. It was like the Manning at his peak with the Colts. Come out and play around the first half. Game plan with what you learned at half time. In second half, take apart opponents. Also, gotta mention that it was good to see Peyton Manning, Tony Dungy, Jim Caldwell, Dallas Clark, and Brandon Stokely together again, even all are former Colts. They needed Marvellous Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Jeff Saturday, and Tom Moore, and they'd have their entire offensive key!

Fins-Browns. Man, the Browns were terrible.

Lions-Vikings. Once again gotta say, I love Matt Stafford. The Lions D earned a lot of credit. After the opening TD by AP, they made adjustments and shut him down entirely. Stafford had a new toy, Reggie Bush. I hope the Lions can keep this up. They've had a lot of bad years and deserve some good.

Chiefs-Jags. Every single point was scored in this game by the Chiefs finding the endzone. Just one it was their own.

Saints-Falcons. This one was fun to watch. Possibly best game of the week.

Titans-Steelers. This game, by contrast, was ugly. Time to let Ben go.

Niners-Packers. This game was uglier. And you hate to see a game's outcome effected by poor refereeing. It sounded like the replacements again.

Cowboys-Giants. This game was ugliest. The Cowboys weren't that good. The Giants were THAT BAD. They beat themselves. They last time they looked that bad in the beginning of the season, they beat the Pats in the Super Bowl.

Pats-Bills. Speaking of the Pats losing, they almost lost this game. Every year they start in Buffalo, and almost lose! EVERY YEAR! You'd think they'd learn not to overlook their opponent. Buffalo pours out everything in this game every year, and seem to leave nothing left for the rest of the season. Oh, and just because you missed it: Tom Brady's a chump. Here's to hoping Tom breaks his leg and it's Tebow Time again!

Monday, February 4, 2013

Super Bowl XLVII

Called it.  2001-2013, my streak of calling the Super Bowl winner day of the game continues, though it nearly didn't (More on that later).

First things first, Best Commercial goes to Dodge, for the farmer tribute.  My dad grew up on a dairy farm.  I grew up in Indiana around a bunch of farmers.  We even had a garden where we grew corn and tomatoes.  I love farmers.  Politicians and business men can keep their fancy suits and cars.  Give me a guy who knows the value of an old pair of jeans, having dirt on your hands, and most of all, working your butt off with no guarentees of success.  They don't know if there will be a drought or a flood that ruins their crops.  They just no how to work. 

--> Side rant.  I hate people who think blue collar workers only do it because they aren't intelligent enough to do white collar work.  I've seen construction workers do trig in their heads because they have to figure out at what angle to put in that bracing so that the roof can support the maximum amount of weight.  If you think farmers are dumb, spend a year working with one.  You'll figure out that they are some of the best and brightest that America has to offer.  They choose to do something that matters, producing things that we need, as opposed to white collar people who produce things no one needs, like social media, a scientific study on the running habits of shrimp, and anything you can buy from Skymall.

Then the game.  Ravens came out and blasted the Niners, pure and simple.  The first half, the Niners couldn't do anything.  Ravens got a sack.  Then a fumble.  Lot's of score.  Dickson had an amazing catch.  Then an interception.  Then Jones had one of those "Are you kidding me?" Touchdown catches. 

Then there was the halftime show, also known as a chance to go poo out everything you at during the first half to make room for more food.  Then the Ravens ran back the kickoff.  It was lights out football.

Then, ironically, the lights went out.  And they went out on the Niners' side of the field.  NOrleans has had this problem in the stadium during prime time games in the past.  A big part of me says that if I were going to try to generate revenue for my hurting city, I'd fix the power problems in the Super Dome to make sure it doesn't hurt my bid to host a future Super Bowl.

Thirty-five minutes later, I was almost asleep despite being surrounded by people at a Super Bowl party.  Aparently, so were the Ravens.  Touchdown Niners.  Touchdown Niners.  Rice fumbles, touchdown Niners.  Suddenly we got ourselves a ball game.  But when it counted, Flacco put together a big drive, ate some time off the clock and won the game.  Well deserved MVP.

Good game.  And the best part is: a Chump free Super Bowl!

Monday, January 21, 2013

NFL 12 Championship week

Niners-Falcons.  I didn't really care about who won this game, I just wanted a good game.  Boy was I ever not disappointed.  Hotlanta started out on fire, but San Fran started Frank Gore going to settle things down.  At first, the Niners had a hard time because of crowd noise and got several "Delay of Game" penalties, but still, once they got the running game going the settled down the Falcons and their raucous fans, they really made a game of it.  It was a blast to watch.  The pressure did seem to get to Matt Ryan a little bit, which you could see through the interception and moreover, the fumbled snap.  But after that he settled down and went back to work.

That said, the end of the game was not so great.  On that 4th and 4 at the end, whoever that Niners defender was, draped himself all over that receiver like a cheap suit.  I was watching with several other people who also did not care about the outcome of the game, but we all agreed that it should have been pass interference.  Both teams really fought hard and both deserved the win, but I hated to see Atlanta robbed like that, especially with the possibility being of the end of Gonzalez legendary career.


But let's face it.  If you're a regular reader of this blog, you want to know about the other game.

Ravens-Pats.  Let's get it out of the way.  Tom Brady is a chump.  This game illustrated it.  At the end of the first half, Brady ran and slid.  Now if a QB gives himself up like that, you are not allowed to touch them.  That said a Ravens' player had too much momentum to stop, so as is customary, he was going to jump OVER Brady to avoid touching him.  Brady raised his foot up and cleated the guy.  Now as someone who played soccer, I can tell you that in soccer, this is dirty.  In football, this is unacceptable.  Brady intended to injured the player and should get fined for it.  Harbaugh went half nuts screaming at a ref for not calling anything on it.  The ref finally walked to were Harbaugh couldn't get to him anymore.  It was a dirty play by a dirty player on a team that has been caught cheating before.  I believe in sportsmanship, but it is aparent that Brady doesn't.  This is just another illustration as to why I can't stand The Chump.

That said, this year, even though The Chump still gets all the press, the Pats had a great defense.  They had probably the best defense that I can remember from a Patriots team.  But for some reason, they declined throughout the season.  Maybe they got sick of not getting any of the credit.  I don't know.  What I do know is that they did little to stop a Raven's team which seems to get better each week.  The Raven's defense, they did their thing.

I would love to see Ray Lewis go out with a Super Bowl ring.  The Ravens have been improving throughout the playoff run.  San Fran has also been making a statement through their wins.  I think this is going to be a good game.

Monday, January 14, 2013

NFL 12 Divisional week

Ravens-Broncos. Holy Cow this was a good game. I mean a “I can’t look away” good game. It had 5 ties and 6 quarters. I wish both of these teams could be back in the AFC Championship this week. That said I do have a few observations about this game.


1) Yeah, he’s still Peyton Manning.
2) The refs were too one-sided for my taste. There were many times where calls weren’t made that should have been that hurt Denver, and times where calls were made that shouldn’t have been that helped Baltimore. The Broncos shouldn’t have had to play the Ravens and the refs. The Ravens were good enough without the help.
3) The Ravens had their way down the right side, and beat Champ Bailey all day.
4) Raheem Moore let his team down. He was the safety that was supposed to be over the top, but cut inside, not only blowing his coverage, but also stopping the corner from covering inside. He allowed the final Ravens TD, and thereby the win. I feel bad for the guy, because he’ll have to live with that till next season.
5) Yeah, I was rooting for Manning (and Jacob Tamme and Brandon Stokely) because even if they’re playing for the wrong pony, I still love these former Colts. But I’m also glad for Jim Caldwell, former Colts Head Coach and current Ravens play caller.
6) To me, the most disappointing thing about this outcome is that I think the Broncos stood a better chance of beating Tom “the chump” Brady and the Pansies. The last thing I want is them to be in another Super Bowl.

Niners-Packers. Just another great game. This was fun to watch (until I went to bed). Again, I’m sad that the Packers lost, mostly for Jeff Saturday. This was a shoot out, and again both of these teams deserve to go to the championship.

Falcons-Seahawks. Sad to say I turned this game off when it was 20-0. I thought that was it. While Seattle secretly won all season, they secretly came back. However, it was not enough to overcome Hotlanta, which looked as good as they ever did this season.

Pats-Texans. Poop. This game went just how I thought it would, but I’d still like to see the NE loose. Why? Because Tom Brady is a chump.

Monday, January 7, 2013

NFL 12 Wild Card week

I was nervous about this game going in. The Ravens were getting back Ed Reed (one of the scariest guys in the NFL) and Ray Lewis (the heart and soul of the Ravens). Ray Lewis announced his retirement at the end of this season. That gave the Ravens an emotional edge that has been what gave the Colts and edge all season. This was only compounded when Bruce Arians, who served as Head Coach in Chuck’s absence, Offensive Coordinator, and Play-Caller, went to the hospital instead of the game. There went our strategy.


The Ravens and Colts both started with some strong drives, both resulting in losing fumbles. Ray Lewis and Ed Reed both made their presences felt quickly. It’s a tribute that this was the longest the Colts were held without a score this season. Finally, the two teams exchanged field goals, then the Ravens closed out the first half with a touchdown, the Colts with a Field Goal.

The second half was a lot of TDs traded for FG attempts. The huge offense of the Ravens wore down the Colts D. The Colts offense just couldn’t find the end zone all day. The Ravens kept tipping the ball and almost picking it off, and finally Luck’s luck ran out, but to his credit, he saved the touchdown by running down the DB.

As I’ve said, the Colts’ offensive line really wasn’t very good, as Luck was shaking hits all day long, and Reggie Wayne was the only reliable receiver. I hope in the draft we work on building Luck and offensive line he can count on for running and pass protection. Then, let’s get Reggie some help out there.

I also have to acknowledge the Ravens fans. Their noise gave us huge problem. Beyond that, I’m glad Ray Lewis gave the home crowd one last win. When things were decided and they began chanting “We want Ray,” if even got me choked up. I wish we could have given players like Manning, Saturday, and even going back to Bob Sanders to send them out like that.

Rest of the League:
Texans-Bengals. Houston managed to get hungry again. J.J. Watt was dominant and the Texans D looked like it did early in this season. The Bengals looked like they might put up a fight with that INT return early, but they didn’t do much after that.

Packers-Vikings. This wasn’t a game. It was a beating. The only shame was that was a sad way for AP to end a great season.

Seahawks-Redskins. That’s a shame. I wish RG III could have finished his last game healthy. Poor kid probably feels like he let his team down. But, he and Luck have been right there together all season, so I guess it makes since that they get kicked out at the same time.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

NFL 12 week 17 synopsis

This was one of the most exciting week 17s I can remember. Being a Colts fan, I’ve seen a lot of seasons going 10-0, 12-0, 14-0, (0-12 thanks to Curtis Painter). I’ve seen a lot of games with pulled starters. I’ve seen a lot of games in week 17 that did not matter.


Some might say that the Colts had nothing to play for. They would be wrong. They had a lot to play for. They were playing for Chuck. They were playing for pride (Houston has never won in Indy, even when it was one of their two wins). And they were playing for momentum.

Momentum matters in the NFL. That’s why one big play can swing an entire game, allowing for the comebacks that make football so much fun. It also matters in seasons. Don’t believe me?

Ask the Giants, who, with nothing to gain, took it to New England, giving them momentum which they carried through the playoffs to ruin Tom “the Chump” Brady’s perfect season in the Super Bowl.

Or ask Houston. I said early in this season that Houston was unbeatable if they stayed hungry. They sat in first place for so long, they stopped being hungry. Then they lost momentum. Then they lost games. This week, they lost their first round bye.

The Colts came out emotional. Chuck was back on the sideline. That same emotion that boosted them to an amazing comeback against the Packers helped them topple the best team in their division. They had a drive that Greg Gumble summed up well: “nearly perfect.” They kept it up throughout the game for the win.

Is that momentum enough to help them beat the Ravens who will have a returning Ray Lewis and Ed Reed? Only a week will tell.

Rest of the league:
Bears-Lions. Lions end the season as they played the season, barely losing another game.

Steelers-Browns. Browns may have lost, but the fact that the Steelers are out of the playoffs is like a win to them.

Giants-Eagles. Man the Eagles suck. And where were these Giants all season? I still bELIeve in Eli.

Bills-Jets. Coach Ryan, please release Tebow so he can go to a team like Miami and we can get some Tebow Time.

Broncos-Chiefs. Yeah, just in case you were wondering, he’s STILL Peyton Manning. Congrats on first place.

Patriots-Dolphins. Yeah, just in case you were wondering, Tom Brady is STILL a chump.

Vikings-Packers. I’ve always thought AP was overrated. Not this day. He showed how he’s carried the Vikings all season, but was nine yards short of the record. That’s simply incredible.

Redskins-Cowboys. What a way to finish RGIII’s epic year.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

NFL 12 week 16 abrev.ed

The Colts are going to the playoffs baby!  The game was messy, but we pulled it out.  Which is good, because I doubt we'll win next week, nor go any further in the playoffs.  We've gotten worse as we go along, especially in pass protection.

Rest of the League:
Pats-Jags.  The Patriots almost lost to one of the crappiest teams on their schedule (and that's saying something).  And do you know why?  Because Tom Brady is a chump.

Saints-Cowboys.  That was crap.  The Cowboys, who I don't even like, we cheated in OT.  Cheated badly, by a ref team either too stupid or too lazy to do their job.  That was not a catch.  That ball was moving all over the place.  He clearly did not have it in control at any point in time.  Yet they rule it a fumble, recovered again by the Saints down near the endzone for a chip shot.  Yet the rule is that the offense cannot advance the ball by a fumble, as evidenced that the Ravens could not vs the Giants in the next game.  It made no sense.  I'm not saying the Cowboys wouldn't have lost fair and square anyway, but they should have been given the chance.

That's all you get.  I've been spending time with my family and so should you.  Get off your computer!

Oh, and Merry Christmas.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Dear Mr. Costas

Dear Mr. Costas,

Where were you this week Bob?  Where was your halftime rant?  Another week, another NFL player dead.  Why weren't you on TV proclaiming the evils of the car culture?  Last week, you talked about Dirty Harry.  Where were you criticizing Pixar's Cars? 

Oh, that's right.  This week didn't fit your political agenda.  You hypocrite!  Last week, a player got drunk, cheated on his girlfriend, came home, shot her, then shot him.  This week, another player got drunk, got behind a wheel, caused a wreck, and killed his friend and teammate.  But that narrative doesn't fit your politics.  It does fit the truth.

Here's an idea.  Next time instead of running your mouth, look at actually facts.  Why don't you go after Budweiser instead of Smith and Wesson?

But then again, I'm sorry.  I guess it's asking too much for someone on TV to give a crap about truth.

NFL 12 week 14 synopsis

Let’s just start with the end of the first half. Our O-line has struggled all season, but down 10-7, they seemed to enjoy letting TN through to luck (I actually had to go get my hat so I could throw it). That’s how it came to pass that when Luck was taking a fumble, he tried to throw the ball, which was intercepted and run back for a touchdown. The only problem was HIS KNEES WERE DOWN. BOTH of them actually. They reviewed it and still called it a Titans TD. But his knees were down. It was a bad call by a bad ref team.


Also in there, Carter fumbled. That’s no big surprise. ALL Carter does is fumble. So how come we cut all our good players but somehow managed to keep the fumble king? CUT HIM.

I don’t want to take anything away from the Titans D, but our line sucked and has sucked pretty well all season. That’s why Luck has thrown so many passes on the run, and why we struggled to run. We’ve got to come up some solutions up front (like maybe bringing Jeff Saturday back).

The second half started with a touchdown, forced a 3 and out, then one of the best punts I’ve ever seen (like out of a Madden game), resulting in an INT for a TD, and the Colts lead. I think this proves that the Colts do better when we have to come back after the half.

Then this inept ref team continued their stupidity, on both teams. They wouldn’t call pass interference at all on this drive, then extend the next by calling it for no reason. At least lean one way or the other. Don’t leave both teams scratching their heads trying to figure out what you want.

This turned into a good game despite the refs with a couple of lead changes, but I do have say Avery had a chance for a big TD, but dropped the ball, and again, he’s done a lot of that this season. Luckily, our defense made up for it and came up with a turnover with five and a half to go in the fourth.

Rest of the League:
Redskins-Ravens. One heck of a game. Both teams played with a lot of heart, but the Redskins had just a little more to lose, and therefore had a greater desire to win.

Panthers-Falcons. Hotlanta sure has cooled off. Cam Newton has warmed up. I’ll tell you, it seems like the Falcons have ruined their best chances for a conference championship this year, if they can’t get their momentum back.

Chargers-Steelers. Bring back Charlie Batch! If you lose to a San Diego team that is that bad…

Cowboys-Bengals. I can’t explain why Cincy was that bad this week. Maybe the Cowboys just needed after one of their players got drunk and killed another player (more on this later).

Browns-Chiefs. Why mention this? Browns were the only team in the AFC North to win this week.

Broncos-Raiders. Peyton Manning. Yeah.

Vikings-Bears. Anyone surprised that Cutler got hurt? You shouldn’t. Maybe the Bears should discover the concept of the offensive line.

Giants-Saints. I bELIeve in Eli! The Saints still struggle. They can put up big plays and are as dangerous as anybody, but all they can do is big plays, but still struggle finding identity. The Giants Defense did not struggle, and still play like beasts. That offense wasn’t bad either. Too bad its about a week too late.

Seahawks-Cards. Can you say “blowout”? Dang… I think that Packers game gave the Hawks a chip on their shoulder, and they’ve never quite recovered.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

NFL 12 week 13 response

Well, if you're a regular follower of this blog, you'll notice a suspicious lack of a week 13 synopsis.  There is a good reason for that.  I didn't get to watch one single football game this week.  At all.

Yet, football has been the word in the news.  No, not because the Colts barely kept down the Lions.  Not because RGIII managed up upset Eli. 

No, because of Bob Costas. 

There is a saying that the news person should never be the story.  Like a debate moderator interjecting incorrect information in order to help their candidate, for example.

In this case, there was a tragedy as the linebacker for the KC Cheifs murdered his girlfriend, then shot himself.  This is a terrible tragedy.  That is enough said. 

But never let the truth get in the way of a political agenda.  No, Costas goes on air and declares that the problem is guns.  That's right.  It's all the gun's fault.

Really?  What about the nanny that stabbed the three kids she was watching, then herself?  We should outlaw kitchen knives.  And nannies.  And kids.  And while we're at it, kitchens!  What about the guy that was beaten to death as a part of a gang initiation.  We should outlaw kicking?  Shoes?

Do you see why this logic falls apart?  Cities that have stringent Gun Control laws have MORE violence.  Look at Chicago!  Their crime rate increases annually.  Because gun laws only take them away from citizens who now can't defend themselves.  Here's another stat, in 90% of cases where a gun is used to prevent a crime, the gun is not fired. 

And this linebacker?  He was wealthy and had no record.  So no gun laws would have prevented him from getting one.

Let me tell you straight up that I do not own a firearm.  But unlike most people who react emotionally to this issue, I studied FACTS (something Costas should try sometime).  The bottom line is simple math.  More gun=less gun crime.  Why?  Because criminals, by definition, do not obey the law.  In one city (as I recall, Atlanta GA, but I was unable to find the study again) they banned guns, and armed robbery skyrocketted.  So much so that they repealed the law.  When the did, restaurant owners posted signs saying "15% off if you carry a gun."  Crime hit new lows.  Why?  You're not going to stick up a place if you think everyone in there has a gun. 

Now you're thinking Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction, right?  "I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd..."

Anyway, I did some independant research and made an informed decision as to where I stand.  Maybe Bob Costas should do the same...

Monday, November 26, 2012

NFL 12 Week 12 synopsis

Between Thanksgiving and a funeral, I didn't see much in the way of football, so this will be abreved.

Colts-Bills.  BORING.  Every point scored in the first half by either team was on Special Teams.  The second half wasn't much better.  And the cheerleaders who shaved their heads, that's just kinda creepy.

Texans-Lions.  Also boring.  Very boring.  In my household, we were yelling at both teams.  Houston did not deserve to win.  The teams almost tied, and certainly should have.

Redskins-Cowboys.  A special shout out to by brother-in-law, a Cowboys fan.  All I can say is I TOLD YOU SO.

Browns-Steelers.  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Oh, and Tom Brady is still a chump.

Monday, November 19, 2012

NFL 12 week 11 synopsis

I have to ask, what is the point of paying DirecTV for NFL Sunday Ticket if they pre-empt the first quarter of the game you want to watch? Grrrr.


When the game started here, the Colts led 14-7 (oh sure, they cover when the Pats do well, but not us).

But let’s face it… Colts don’t win in Foxborough. Being up by a TD and them missing a Field Goal, that’s a good way to start. Then the Colts got a three and out, which the Pats ran back for a TD. Then Luck threw a Pick-6. And that was the game.

As far as the fumble just after the two minute warning, Chump fans can boo, but you don’t get to rip the ball out after the signal is made and then say you win.

I must also say, for 58 yarder, Vinetari was darn close trying to move it closer in the first half (not that it mattered in the second half).

We’ve got to fix whatever is wrong with our O-Line and we HAVE to get Reggie Wayne some consistent help out there. The Pats were in the backfield all day. It wasn’t the Chump that won this game. It was the overwhelming Pats defense.

One last point, up by almost 30 points with a few minutes left on the clock, why don’t the Pats pull there starters? Because they are the most unsportsman-like team in the NFL.

Rest of the League:
This was a crazy week. Lots of OT and other shenanigans.

Cowboys-Browns. Ok, this is the one normal thing the happened. The Browns lose a crushingly close one. They had this one won, until the fourth quarter, when they found a way to lose.

Texans-Jags. You can tell the Jags were on the road, because they actually played well. They too had a double-digit lead, but then the Texans got hungry. And when they hungry, they win.

Buccs-Panthers. Panthers also had a double digit lead, and also lost in OT. Crazy right? Oh, and Dallas Clark is still the man. Colts should have kept him to get Reggie Wayne some help out there.

Redskins-Eagles. This was the Redskins people have been waiting on all season. At least they trounced the Eagles, right?

Bengals-Chiefs. Ok, two normal ones.

Falcons-Cards. Arizona also got to an early lead and held it, but like the Texans, good teams find ways to win (even with 6 turnovers).

Packers-Lions. Detroit also almost took it to the Packers. They were neck and neck, but GB pulled it out.

Saints-Raider. Have the Saints finally found their identity? This is how you start a run for the playoffs…

Broncos-Chargers. Yeah. In case you were wondering, he’s still Peyton Manning.

Monday, November 12, 2012

NFL 12 week 10 synopsis

Just in case you missed it, the Colts had a short week this week. You kinda figured that in this rematch with a division rival, we were going to struggle on defense. Robert Mathis was out, as were our Corners Davis and Powers. Plus, we haven’t been the best on the road. We should beat the Jags, but we couldn’t beat them earlier this year at home.


That being said, the Jags identity as a team revolves around Pocket Hercules (Jones-Drew), and with him out, they really struggle to get going on offense with a punt, a missed Field Goal, and a fumble to start the game.

Andrew Luck on the other hand, looked nearly unstoppable. He was running and throwing nearly at will. I don’t understand why the Jags are the only team who are WORSE at home than they are on the road. It makes no sense.

I also love the fact that it seems like every time Luck makes an INT, he makes a point to go out and get the tackle himself. He takes responsibility for the mistake and does his personal best to make up for it.

Last time these two team played, the Colts built a big first half lead, then took their foot off the gas and were outscored 19-3 in the second half for a loss. The field reporter for NFL Network asked the Colts what they were going to do in the second half, and he said “We’re going to step on the Jaguar’s throat.” His team started that mandate with a pick-6. Henne tried to breathe some life into the Jags, but they also had a season high number of penalties. The Colt’s closed out by almost getting another pick-6.

Rest of the League:
Saints-Falcons. Wow. What a way for a streak to end. The Saints have been pretty terrible this season, but they got it done against an undefeated rival.

Bengals-Giants. This wasn’t the income I expected. Usually the Giants are only this bad playing in their division. Cincy seemed to come awake, while the Giants slept through it, especially on defense.

Broncos-Panthers. Cam scored first, and it looked like it would be a game, but Peyton Manning is still Peyton Manning and the Broncos defense just had Carolina’s number all day long.

Pats-Bills. This game looked over early, but to the credit of the Bills they fought back hard against Tom Brady (who is a chump) and Bill Belichump.

Ravens-Raiders. This was a route, plain and simple.

Titans-Dolphins. So was this, and it makes little sense as bad as the Titans have been this season.

Cowboys-Eagles.  Boo.  I was hoping they would tie, so that way both teams would lose. 

Rams-Niners.  So I was off by one game...

Texans-Bears.  I'm telling you, if they stay hungry, Houston can do very well this season.  This time, their defense was hungry for Cutler.  And turnovers.  On both sides of the ball.  It was messy, but it's still a W.

Monday, November 5, 2012

NFL 12 week 9 synopsis

I was looking forward to this game, because I thought Miami and Indy are fairly evenly matched. That’s not true. Miami has a running game. How many times do I have to say it? Reggie Wayne and Andrew Luck need some help out there.


We had some chances to take the lead back in the first half. Vinetari missed a FG (because Mr. Clutch doesn’t give a crap if the game ain’t on the line), and Miami blocked another. Then to close out the half, Luck kept putting the ball on receivers’ hands, and they dropped them. That sucked.

It was nice to have Robert Mathis back, even if he got hurt immediately. Our defense just plays different with Freeney and Mathis up from knocking the snot out of people.

In the end, it was a tough, close, exciting game. Luck broke the rookie throwing record, and the Colts got a hard-fought W.

Rest of the League:
Bears-Titans. That’s just ugly. Chicago looked good, you know, except for their offense. Tennessee, well, looked like Chicago has much of this season. They got a safety, and threw some Interceptions. Good times.

Panthers-Redskins. Cam Newton vs. RGIII. I’m a little disappointed that it wasn’t more of a game than this.

Texans-Bills. If the Texans stay hungry, they can’t be beat. And they weren’t even that hungry in this one. Maybe they ate too much Halloween candy. Tom Brady went as the same thing he did last year, a Chump.

Ravens-Browns. I was amazed how well the Browns did in this game. It stayed close until the very end, surprisingly.

Steelers-Giants. Ok, that second Giant’s TD in the first half WAS a TD. The ball was already moving before his arm came forward. Just because he pushed it forward does not mean that it wasn’t a fumble. Moving on, this was a great game. These teams are both traditional kick-you-in-the-teeth powerhouses. Giants have a little better offense. Steelers have a little better defense. Defense won the day this day. The Giants used to have a power running attack from 3 RBs, which they nicknamed Earth, Wind, and Fire, anchored by Bradshaw (Earth). They just didn’t have that running attack anymore. They sorely needed it.

Monday, October 29, 2012

NFL 12 week 8 synopsis

Well, that was messy. The only reason we kept in the first half was because of Tennessee’s repeated stupid penalties. Hasselback even complained at one point to a ref, saying, “You’ve called that three times!” Then stop doing it.


The Titans were the better team that day. They blocked a FG to close out the half, and threatened to turn it into points.

Let me also say that Titans fans were right. That fumble at the end of regulation was a fumble. Because he went over that player, he didn’t hit the ground. It was a fumble. That being said, they still had the job to stop the Colts. Their defense stopped the Colts all day, but not when it counted. That spiraling, corkscrew TD was amazing. If you didn’t see it, look up the highlight.

Rest of the League:
Falcons-Eagles. Falcons be rolling.

Patriots-Rams. I have an idea. How about we leave the Chump in London? We’ll rename them the England Patriots. Europe can keep them.

Steelers-Redskins. This was not the game everyone was hoping for to say the least. We hoped RGIII would pull out a great game against the Pittsburgh Bumblebees. Maybe Pitt had a chip on their shoulders because of the ugly uniforms.

Lions-Seahawks. This shootout was what we wanted the Steelers game to be.

Browns-Chargers. Another boring game for the Browns, but a big win.

Bears-Panthers. It’s amazing that the Bears can play this badly (especially allowing 6 sacks) and still win. Are they that bad or that good?

Giants-Cowboys. Do you bELIeve in Eli yet? Just don’t believe in Romo. The Giants even took part of the game off to make it a game, and the Cowboys still couldn’t finish it.

Monday, October 22, 2012

NFL 12 Week 7 synopsis


Yay. Colts win. But the game was boring. Nothing happened the entire second half.

The most notable thing in the game was that the Browns missed a PAT. Nine times out of ten, the team that does that looses. And loose they did.

Rest of the League:
Patriots-Jets. The Jets needed them some Tebow Time magic. Once again, Tom “the chump” Brady showed that he can’t win games. That’s what his kicker is for (they haven’ won the big one since trading Vinetari).

Packers-Rams. That’s the Aaron Rodgers we love to see. Now if we could get him off those State Farm commercials.

Texans-Ravens. Wow. The Texans first score was a safety, and then they blew it out after that. I said if the Texans stay hungry, they’ll be nearly unstoppable. They were hungry.

Titans-Bills. Good to see CJ2K running, especially not against the Colts.

Giants-Skins. Do you bELIeve in Eli yet? Skins believe in RGIII, but Eli’s still Eli.

Saints-Buccs. I’m not sure where this Saints team came from, but I just have to say that I love seeing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Creamcicle uniforms. Also, I watch Buccs highlights this season just to see Dallas Clarke.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

NFL 12 weeks 6 synopsis

Well that sucked. Last week, the Colts were ChuckStrong. This week, they looked tired. I think last week was too emotional, and this week they weren’t recovered. The defense started by looking exhausted, and only looked worse as they went. Robert Mathis was out and Freeney was gimped, and that was all they did. They did nothing to stop Greene, who ran all over the defense.


Luck looked like an average rookie, making sore mistakes. The Jets work to have a tough defense, and were firing on all cylinders. The receivers missed opportunities and dropped balls. The running game was non-existent. Again, Reggie Wayne can’t do it alone. Gotta get him some help.

Rest of the League:
Falcons-Raiders. Hotlanta be rolling. They’re quietly 6-0, and perhaps the best team in the NFL right now.

Browns-Bengals. What a way to get a first win. The Browns came out to play in the battle for Ohio, and won decisively.

Ravens-Cowboys. This was a back and forth game, but the bottom line is at the end of the game, Romo and the Cowboys can’t find a way to win. They were so close. They got the onside kick, a rarity in the NFL. But then they miss the FG. They just can’t do it.

Titans-Steelers. OK, I didn’t see this game, but how do the Steelers lose to a team as bad as the Titans have been? Someone answer me that.

Lions-Eagles. Speaking of losing to bad teams… Yes.

Redskins-Vikings. Yeah, RGIII is feeling better.

Seahawks-Patriots. YEAH BABY!!! Apparently the Pansies, I mean Patriots, can’t beat birds this season. By the way, is The Chump (aka Tom Brady) going to blame the replacement refs for this loss? Yeah Hawks!

Giants-Niners. Do you bELIeve in Eli?

Monday, October 8, 2012

NFL 12 week 5 synopsis

First thing I have to mention is that with a Packer visit, this was Jeff Saturday’s homecoming to Indy. I have nothing but respect for him as a football player, but moreover as an outspoken Christian man. He is a humble, respectful person, which is a rarity in professional sports.


The second thing to mention is that the Colt’s head coach, Chuck Pagano (I said I would learn his name when he earned it. The devotion of the team earned my respect), was diagnosed with Leukemia. I have respect for the Colt’s and Packers for taking time to recognize and pray for he and his family.

The game (and score) changed after trading punts when the Colt’s went for it in midfield on fourth down. They failed (though the Packer’s weren’t called for lining up offsides, but the did get a stop). The Pack walked it down and hammered it in. Then they did it again.

I gotta ask, why is challenging a play that you can’t challenge “unsportsmanlike conduct”? That’s an overreaction. Make it 5 yards, not fifteen.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. We have to get Reggie Wayne some help. He had a great one-hander that gave us a spark and finally points (a FG), which would have been a TD if not for more uncalled pass interference (we’ve got to stop playing the refs too). Luck’s enjoying throwing to him, but we have to get him some help. Like a running game. Our O-Line got no push, and Brown, who’s not exactly a great Running Back, barely could get back to the line of scrimmage in the first half. The Packer’s defense was tough, but we looked pathetic that first half.

In the second half, that spark from Wayne ignited a fire in the Colts. We’ve had trouble the last few weeks with getting a lead and taking their collective foot off the gas. This week, it was the Packers who allowed the comeback in the third quarter, helped by a rapid series of injuries.

Also, one more honorable mention. It is nice to have Dwight Freeney back. The Colt’s Defense just goes to another level, plays with more heart, when he’s on the field. Even the threat of him sent Rogers into the arms of other players. And boy did they come. And come. And that was the biggest difference in the second half that determined why the Colts played so much better.

Rest of the League:
Falcons-Redskins. The Redskins have to be proud. They came close to knocking off the undefeated. And they looked good doing it. Who knows? If RGIII wouldn’t have been knocked out, they might have won this.

Giants-Browns. So this one wasn’t “crushingly close.” They started out scoring 17, surpising even them. Then Eli decided that was enough and went to work. That’s why we bELIeve in Eli.

Ravens-Chiefs. BORING. The total scoring was 5 FGs between two teams. I like defense, but I’m disappointed in Baltimore.

Patriots-Broncos. It doesn’t matter which pony he plays for. Peyton Manning cannot win in New England. Oh, and Tom Brady is still a chump, and so is Belichump.

That's all I got time for this week.