Cowboys humor

I recieved this as a forward this morning, and had to share.

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For
the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a
second time, they make you use them.



Q. What do you call 47
millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a
goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a
dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.
Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!